Saturday, November 12, 2005

Captured by Terrorists

A guy came up to me and said, “The President has been captured by terrorists. They say that unless they are paid a million dollars they will pour gasoline all over him and set him on fire. We’re taking up a collection. Are you willing to contribute?”

“Sure,” I said. “How much are most people giving?”

He informed me that “Most people are contributing between one and five gallons.”


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