The Republican version of the Pledge of Allegiance

This may seem off topic since it says nothing about Kerry. But
indirectly it does because it is a humorous way to remind each other
how badly we need to fire Bush!

The Republicans repeatedly castigate those who want to
slightly alter the Pledge of Allegiance to make it more inclusive for
religious minorities. What they fail to tell you is what they REALLY
think of when they salute the flag, and of how DIFFERENT it really is
from the stated version!

Republican Pledge of Allegiance:

"I pledge allegiance to the flag, and to the
corporation for which it stands. One corporation, under Falwell's
Hellfire and Brimstone god, indivisible, with Profits for Few and
Misery for Almost All."