Science Friday: Water Found on Saturn Moon, Possible Life

According to AP, “the Cassini spacecraft has found evidence of liquid water spewing from geysers on one of Saturn’s icy moons, raising the tantalizing possibility that the celestial object harbors life.”

For Republicans this raises two questions:

1) If life is found elswhere, how do we spin this as evidence of an intelligent designer rather than evidence that evolution of life can occur anywhere under the right circumstances?

2) How soon do we invade?

Democrats warn that, if there is water, Republicans cannot be trusted with the flood control.