Rejected By Simpson, Bush Gets Meeting With Porn Starlet Who Wants To Have Sex With Barbara and Jenna

Although snubbed by Jessica Simpson, Bush still gets his second annual dinner with porn starlet Mary Carey. Carey ran for Governor of California during the 2003 recall with a platform including making lap dances a tax deductible business expense. Her plan to pay off the deficit was to place web cams in every room of the Governor’s mansion and charge for viewing and she proposed a porn for pistols program to get handguns off the streets.

Unfortunately for Bush family values, Carey’s dream is to have sex with the Bush twins: