Darth Cheney's Powers

AP reports that, “Vice President Dick Cheney disclosed Wednesday that he has the power to declassify sensitive government information, authority that could set up a criminal defense for his former chief of staff, I. Lewis ‘Scooter’ Libby.”

While some blogs, such as Liberal Oasis, are questioning whether Cheney has this power, we cannot help but to question the other powers which Dick Cheney is reputed to have, including the powers of bending spoons, walking on water, and ripping out the heart of a man in under thirty seconds. He’s also been rumored to do some of those Darth Vader tricks on political enemies.