Man Forgot Pipe Bomb in Luggage

When you need to tell a lie, you need a professional. Unfortunately all the best in the field are tied up in the Bush Administration, leaving Charles Alfred Dreyling on his own. Dreyling was caught attempting to take a pipe bomb onto an airplane which was rigged to detonate with his cell phone battery. His story was clearly the work of an amateur. He claimed he forgot he had the bomb in his luggage, and that he had made it for recreation. He says he and his friends often hang out in Oklahoma blowing things up.