Saturday, April 30, 2005

Spread of Nazis in United States

We are seeing a spread of Nazis in the United States. This group has grown to 123 so far, with plans to quicky spread to 1000. No, don't panic, I'm not speaking of the evil kind, or even of Bush supporters (or grandfather). I'm referring to the spread of franchises, based upon the original Soup Nazi stand which gained fame from being included in a Seinfeld episode.

The planned franchises will include a sign with the original strict orders for ordering, such as "Have your money ready!" and "Move to the extreme left after ordering!" Unlike on the show, workers will be prohibited from shouting, "No soup for you!" at customers who disobey.

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