Army of Clones?
Breaking News: George Bush develops army of clones, first seen in Bush ad (photo above).
It is speculated that the Bush administration developed this clone army, based upon an idea from George Lucas, in order to proceed with the neoconservative agenda of world dominance, without having to resort to a draft. Critics of the plan point out the effects upon the Republic when implemented.
Others speculate that these are actually alien clones, as first revealed by Chris Carter. Under this theory, the bulge on George Bush's back in the debates was either an alien communication device or mind control device.
Proponents of both theories fear that Bush might also be planning to use cloned Republican voters to steal the election next week.
Others speculate that this actually represents use of Photo Shop to create the illusion of a larger attendance at a Bush rally--a rather boring explanation.